Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Reblog if you love Adam Lambert
adamisarockgod: i-sing-this-song-at-funerals: iheartlambert: WOW! OMG THE NOTES! LET’S TRY TO GET 5000000 NOTES! Holy shit the notes. :o always & forever <333
*takes a deep breath*
It’s friggin snowing like a bitch outside. I almost did the splits going outside to smoke my deck is like a ice rink when it snows. I HATE SNOW.
…and Dr. Reid. Our expert on…well, everything.– Agent Hotch, Criminal Minds (via imkatelyn)
I have big feet – I’m a size 11, borderline 12.– Chris Colfer (via chriscarsonkurt) You know what they say about big feet…….. (via bitchboughtmycookie) OMG we have he same size feet, lol
jellyfilledcondoms: theonioncry: so is the sherlock holmes movie just about how holmes and watson have it bad for each other? yes. pretty much
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.